Southampton – goodie two shoes, would grass you up to the police
Coventry – Wants everyone to not like them but everyone can see they’re alright
Sunderland – would probably be a success in life if they stopped hanging round with strange men
PNE – pleasant but has few friends
Bristol City – stoners who can’t be bothered to move, so just sit there watching everyone else
Watford – Will shag anyone and proud of it
Leicester City – a pretty cat that will tease a mouse for 90 minutes before ripping it to bits
Cardiff City – told what to wear by abusive lover, plotting revenge
Leeds United – charismatic cult leader, followed blindly by hordes of simpletons
by Omnissiah40K