That giant black square in the toilets everyone pisses into.
SD92z on
It looks similar to Deepdale
FloppedYaYa on
Don’t jinx them
joethesaint on
You’re all in for a treat if we stay down
exohugh on
For me it’s gotta be Simeon Jackson scoring the winner which sent us up in 2011.
bigdaftdoylem on
Sky changing it to a 12:30 kick off
Jess_7478 on
I don’t know, Jeff
SWANSEAAAAAAAA on
The fucking annoying bell
GriffinXD on
Not for us. Enjoy the south coast guys.
j2o1707 on
Playing there the season they got relegated to league one, the lights went out in the stadium and delayed the game, because the club was in seriously dire shit financially.
dejafu-Wales on
FA Cup 3rd round 2009
Travelled down with my sister and father in law, got there no issues. When we parked up I went to get my scarf out of the boot and my father in law not noticing slams the boot door down on my head…..still have the dent in my skull!
Blood pissing everywhere. My sister is a nurse and says we need to go to A&E and I’m probably in a state of shock…but I’m adiment NO, I’m OK…. I’m going to football. Find an old bandana in the boot, wrap it round my head and I look like a cross between Terry Butcher (vs Sweden) and the Undertaker. Got stopped by 3 different sets of police on the way to the pub checking I was OK asked if it was Pompey fans and I said no and pointed at my FiL (explanation required everytime!)
Finally arrive at Fratton Park, greeted with my (and probably most Swans fans) first experience of automated turnstyle entry……utter shit show (they’ve come a long way since then!)! Got in and fuck me the seats are about as wide as Gnats Penis, no matter standing is the way anyways. Game is going well then Nathan Dyer scores past David James and the Swans fans stuck so close together due to the tiny seats go wild, a flying arm catches me on the bandana and I start bleeding again…I’m starting to feel whoozy.
20 mins later we win a penalty and I start to feel faint, I try to sit down but theres not enough room and I fall forward into the fans infront.
Next thing I know I’m in an abulance outside the ground, get taken to A&E numerous tests etc but its just a concussion made worse by blood loss! Only time I’ve left the ground early and I’ve seen us lose 5-0+ many times!
Think-Ad-1068 on
“Pompey what’s the time, pompey pompey what’s the time”
In reference to Cardiff fans stealing the clock from their scoreboard back in the 80s. Makes me laugh every time.
biddleybootaribowest on
Getting batteted 5-1 with Yakubu scoring 4, was 25 degrees though and I’m sure the stand didn’t have a roof, best away loss I’ve ever been too.
We signed him not long after too.
pixelface01 on
Really annoying chant.
ElvishMystical on
Portsmouth 1 – 5 Leeds United, FA Cup 4th Round, 23rd January 1999. Nightingale scored for Portsmouth. Wetherall, Harte, Kewell, Ribiero, and Wijnhard scored for Leeds.
Slothehhh on
My prevailing memory is the last time I went, December 2019. Watched a shit game of football that we comprehensively lost 1-0, Luke Chambers got sent off late on, and the rain relentlessly poured through the back of the Milton End. Had a two mile walk back in the worst of it and smelled like a wet dog for the entire four hour journey home. I’d been several times before, each more miserable than the last, so swore off going from then on.
The Fratton End belting out Dam Busters towards the end of a game was always impressive and irritating in equal measure. I’d like to see them back, but don’t want to play them any time soon.
EustaceBicycleKick on
Getting either wet or sunburnt every year as the away end had no roof
papayametallica on
Nicking their clock back in the good old bad old days.
I meant someone, I don’t know who, actually stole the big clock that used to grace Fratton Park
SoNotTheMilkman on
Setting off at 3am in the morning to get there for a 12:30 kick off in the middle of a freezing winter only for the game to get called off moments after we got to Portsmouth because of a frozen pitch
Edit: I should probably say I did have a decent time in Portsmouth despite that, spent the day in the pub
ShiroHagan on
Going to a few games in the early 90s with some Pompey supporting mates when I was in the Royal Navy. 2 all draw with Kenny Dalgliesh’s Blackburn leaps to mind.
GaxZE on
Kevin Gallen snapping his ACL the year we got relegated from Premiership back in the 90s. We [won 2-1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVdV0ZdwqR0) but lost Gallen for the season.
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[The Tweet](https://twitter.com/RokerReport/status/1129116308572971009)
[The incident](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibFJALmlGAo)
[My personal favourite](https://youtu.be/kdHoU7ZxEYE?si=YKxYUDEMVz7VkLt3)
That giant black square in the toilets everyone pisses into.
It looks similar to Deepdale
Don’t jinx them
You’re all in for a treat if we stay down
For me it’s gotta be Simeon Jackson scoring the winner which sent us up in 2011.
Sky changing it to a 12:30 kick off
I don’t know, Jeff
The fucking annoying bell
Not for us. Enjoy the south coast guys.
Playing there the season they got relegated to league one, the lights went out in the stadium and delayed the game, because the club was in seriously dire shit financially.
FA Cup 3rd round 2009
Travelled down with my sister and father in law, got there no issues. When we parked up I went to get my scarf out of the boot and my father in law not noticing slams the boot door down on my head…..still have the dent in my skull!
Blood pissing everywhere. My sister is a nurse and says we need to go to A&E and I’m probably in a state of shock…but I’m adiment NO, I’m OK…. I’m going to football. Find an old bandana in the boot, wrap it round my head and I look like a cross between Terry Butcher (vs Sweden) and the Undertaker. Got stopped by 3 different sets of police on the way to the pub checking I was OK asked if it was Pompey fans and I said no and pointed at my FiL (explanation required everytime!)
Finally arrive at Fratton Park, greeted with my (and probably most Swans fans) first experience of automated turnstyle entry……utter shit show (they’ve come a long way since then!)! Got in and fuck me the seats are about as wide as Gnats Penis, no matter standing is the way anyways. Game is going well then Nathan Dyer scores past David James and the Swans fans stuck so close together due to the tiny seats go wild, a flying arm catches me on the bandana and I start bleeding again…I’m starting to feel whoozy.
20 mins later we win a penalty and I start to feel faint, I try to sit down but theres not enough room and I fall forward into the fans infront.
Next thing I know I’m in an abulance outside the ground, get taken to A&E numerous tests etc but its just a concussion made worse by blood loss! Only time I’ve left the ground early and I’ve seen us lose 5-0+ many times!
“Pompey what’s the time, pompey pompey what’s the time”
In reference to Cardiff fans stealing the clock from their scoreboard back in the 80s. Makes me laugh every time.
Getting batteted 5-1 with Yakubu scoring 4, was 25 degrees though and I’m sure the stand didn’t have a roof, best away loss I’ve ever been too.
We signed him not long after too.
Really annoying chant.
Portsmouth 1 – 5 Leeds United, FA Cup 4th Round, 23rd January 1999. Nightingale scored for Portsmouth. Wetherall, Harte, Kewell, Ribiero, and Wijnhard scored for Leeds.
My prevailing memory is the last time I went, December 2019. Watched a shit game of football that we comprehensively lost 1-0, Luke Chambers got sent off late on, and the rain relentlessly poured through the back of the Milton End. Had a two mile walk back in the worst of it and smelled like a wet dog for the entire four hour journey home. I’d been several times before, each more miserable than the last, so swore off going from then on.
The Fratton End belting out Dam Busters towards the end of a game was always impressive and irritating in equal measure. I’d like to see them back, but don’t want to play them any time soon.
Getting either wet or sunburnt every year as the away end had no roof
Nicking their clock back in the good old bad old days.
I meant someone, I don’t know who, actually stole the big clock that used to grace Fratton Park
Setting off at 3am in the morning to get there for a 12:30 kick off in the middle of a freezing winter only for the game to get called off moments after we got to Portsmouth because of a frozen pitch
Edit: I should probably say I did have a decent time in Portsmouth despite that, spent the day in the pub
Going to a few games in the early 90s with some Pompey supporting mates when I was in the Royal Navy. 2 all draw with Kenny Dalgliesh’s Blackburn leaps to mind.
Kevin Gallen snapping his ACL the year we got relegated from Premiership back in the 90s. We [won 2-1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVdV0ZdwqR0) but lost Gallen for the season.