Pascal Jansen no longer under consideration by Sunderland

by PigeonDetective

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  1. PigeonDetective on

    We’re so far down that I think we’ve got the reanimated corpse of Bob Stokoe next up on the list

  2. Volo_Fulgrim on

    Going to have to resort to Dodds wearing a fake moustache at this rate.

  3. Are you Sunderland fans genuinely worried about this situation or do you think you’ll be fine?

  4. At this point I don’t care. I know they’re worried about shitting the bed after the reaction to appointing Beale and subsequent results. But for the love of fuck just appoint somebody.

    As long as it’s not someone unbelievably shite and/or cheap like when Parkinson got the job I don’t care at this point. Get Rosenior, Cifuentes or whoever and get them signed because this has gone on too long now.

  5. Its hard to imagine no one wants the job when the conversations with KLD probably go something like this:

    “To take the job you have to work with all the existing coaches and complete clown Mike Dodds as your assistant”.

    “Ermmm okay I’m not convinced by that”

    “And you won’t have any say over transfers”

    “I don’t think this job is for me”

    “Did I mention every player we sign will be under 19 and from the fourth tier in France and Portugal”

    “I’m calling the police”

  6. Low key think Will Still is gonna be announced tomorrow. Dunno why, just gut feeling

  7. BuenasVibras on

    Seems like a sticky job, you’re basically just thrown into a job with a bunch of youth and have to get something out of it, it’s like Chelsea Lite from outside looking in, I’ll take it I’ll just send KLD my sports coaching degree and I should be about qualified as his current candidates way down on that list

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