Scott Bain 🎶

Aye. My second post. I woke up and chose violence today…. Fuck it.

Wrote some lyrics and fired them in AI to make a tune for the legend that is Scooter Boy!

FYI, Had to misspell some words to get it to pronounce them properly, but the correct lyrics below!

Hope ye’s enjoy!

(Verse)
He fucked off Hibs to come from Dundee,
Cause at Celtic Park there’s no place he’d rather be,
Sat on the bench through Joe Hart’s time,
But now it’s time for him to shine,
Scooter boy is the only goalie for me!

(Chorus)
Scott Bain.
Scott Bain.
If you don’t laugh it’d truly cause you some pain.
We could’ve gone for Matt Ryan,
Lawwell would have a stroke even trying,
Why break the bank,
when at home, we’ve Scott Bain.

(Verse)
The world class keepers Celtic had through the years,
Like Joe Hart, Forster, Boruc, all are his peers.
We could be signing De Gea,
But our Scooter’s twice of the player,
The only man for the gloves is Scott B.

(Chorus)
Scott Bain.
Scott Bain.
If you don’t laugh it’d truly cause you some pain.
There’s nowhere else we can go to,
Not even Javier Sanchez-Broto,
Why break the bank,
when at home, we’ve Scott Bain.

Scott Bain.
Scott Bain.
If you don’t laugh it’d truly cause you some pain.
No other keeper there for us,
Not Joe Hart, Forster or Boruc,
Why break the bank,
when at home, we’ve Scott Bain.

(Bridge)
So here’s to you Scott, the last line of defense,
Every match a rollercoaster, makes perfect sense,
With Scooter boy in goal, we’ve nothing to fear,
The greatest in our history, it’s oh so clear.

(Chorus)
Scott Bain.
Scott Bain.
If you don’t laugh it’d truly cause you some pain.
If Lawwell would just break into a tenner,
Maybe we would get someone better,
Why break the bank,
when at home, we’ve Scott Bain.

Scott Bain.
Scott Bain.
If you don’t laugh it’d truly cause you some pain.
If Lawwell would just break into a tenner,
Maybe we would get someone better,
Why break the bank,
when at home, we’ve Scott Bain.

(Outro)
Hail hail! Up the rah!
Hail hail! Up the rah!
Hail hail! Up the rah!
Hail hail! Up the rah!