My attempt at a romantic picnic ended with ants invading our blanket. Nothing kills the mood like trying to defend your sandwich from a swarm of insectsđ§Ą
My boyfriend thought it would be sexy to surprise me with a lap dance. It ended with him tripping over the coffee table. The only thing he was grinding on was the floorđ
I decided to try out a new sex toy. It had more settings than my microwave oven. I half expected it to come with a user manual and a troubleshooting hotlineđ
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My attempt at a romantic picnic ended with ants invading our blanket. Nothing kills the mood like trying to defend your sandwich from a swarm of insectsđ§Ą
My boyfriend thought it would be sexy to surprise me with a lap dance. It ended with him tripping over the coffee table. The only thing he was grinding on was the floorđ
I decided to try out a new sex toy. It had more settings than my microwave oven. I half expected it to come with a user manual and a troubleshooting hotlineđ