It is truly an honour, a great honour that has been bestowed upon us.
My poem was so good that I’m allowed to keep this flair even though we’re still in there (not for long with this form)
InterestingBass6931 on
Too long have I been incognito
My alliance is as Willy Gnonto
From my head down to my toe
Gimmie a Leeds flair and make it pronto
Ill-Breadfruit5356 on
Having been exiled to the Premier League for a short while I am adopting the persona of a Leeds fan for the purpose of my poem:
This is clearly all biased against Leeds
My poem need not rhyme just to please
Though it’s clear you all hate us
Don’t underestimate us
Fuck off
No_Engineering6480 on
Learnt this the hard way, took me 15 poems, I ended up having to write one about Charlie Adam’s knob
TheJeck on
I love Giorgi Chakvetadze
I wish we could shag in a taxi
Jababalase on
Our city is blue,
Our owner’s a nut,
At least one win is due,
Please Erol Bulut
Lard_Baron on
Mine was :
I’ll tell you once and tell you firmly,
I will never again go to Burnley.
What goes on there will not concern me.
I wish I’d never made that journey.
Cov_massif on
A sky blue hue, a proud city’s heart,
Coventry City, where legends start.
From Highfield Road to the CBS’s roar,
A passionate fanbase, forevermore.
Through trials and tribulations, they’ve stood the test,
A phoenix rising, always the best.
With every goal, a city cheers with might,
Coventry City, burning bright.
KerasTasi on
I have bought
the players
that were in
your youth team
and which
you were probably
saving
for the Premier League
Forgive me
they were very good
Now we’ll sell them
to Ipswich
madeupofthesewords on
It’s not easy being green, once said Kermit the Frog
And It may not be in style to follow the Argyle
As a wandering pilgrim, the top flight’s out of reach
Whatever, we’ve got Pasties, Sun* and Beach.
*I lied
el_randolph on
*why are you in R/championship?: a haiku*
We aren’t here yet
But r/soccer kinda sucks
I’ll talk more next year
slugmaniac on
Sad lack of cadence in a lot of these lads, you’ll barely make it to the panel
Tall-Paul-UK on
My favourite club by a mile
Is where Green & White is in style
Our new man, Cissoko
He makes the crowd loco
We’re the one, we’re the ONLY Argyle!
WarKaren on
Oh noble mods of r/championship grand domain,
Hear this plea from one whose heart is in the game.
For Sheffield United, I proudly stand,
A Blades supporter, my allegiance bestowed upon me by my father unplanned.
Through highs and lows, I’ve cheered each clash and play,
With passion bright, I honor each matchday.
Yet here I seek a flair to show my pride,
To mark the journey on this self loathing ride.
A badge of honor, small but deeply felt,
For every win and many loss, where memories dwelt.
Grant me this flair, to wear with joy and grace,
And let it symbolize my loyal place.
In forums wide, where voices rise and blend,
Let mine be known, true to the Blades till the end.
So grant this humble wish, esteemed and dear,
And let my Sheffield flair now appear.
Edit: I realise mine is the only serious one here and now I look a right tit XD
Zabroccoli on
**To Stoke, I stroke**
To Stoke, I stroke
But my joy they revoke
Bespoke the stroke
Of sadness, a joke
Only pain, does this stroke invoke
TommySki7 on
Oh man do I love r/championship
itsaaronnotaaron on
Roses are red,
Lancashire’s blue,
Blackburn Rovers,
Are fucking poo.
I don’t think I can dig at Yorkshire, Burnley, and ourselves, more succinctly than that.
MoodOk4520 on
Sunderland is red,
Cardiff is Blue.
R/Championship is beautiful,
guess he forgot about you.
Eso on
Burnley went up,
We won’t follow them.
But remember that time,
That we won the Prem?
According-Hearing277 on
Roses are red
Millwall are blue
Noone likes us
Neither do I
Sooty2708 on
Mine was
Oh potters, my love
Cannot win a single game
But shit on the vale
Sooty2708 on
Oh potters my love
Cannot win a single game
But shit on the vale
DrZomboo on
I tried to write a poem about Town
But have had a few beers and my creativity is down
I need to go pee
So I’m going to ask Chat GPT
And he says…
In Huddersfield, where hills embrace the town,
A football dream ignites, where legends crown.
From Yorkshire’s heart, where sturdy spirits soar,
Huddersfield Town, we cheer forevermore.
In the blue and white, with pride we stand,
A storied club, a beacon in the land.
The Terriers fight, with grit and might,
Through every season’s day and darkest night.
From the glory days of yore, when titles reigned,
To battles on the pitch, where courage is unchained,
Each match a testament to hearts so true,
In every goal and tackle, passion breaks through.
So here’s to Huddersfield, where dreams take flight,
In the stands, our voices rise to height.
For every fan, a family in the fray,
Together we will cheer, come what may.
PrestigiousPrior4421 on
roses are red, howay the toon
#
hey r/championship, we’ll see you soon
25 Comments
I used to love this sub
Now I breathe the rarefied air.
I support Ipswich Town Football Club.
Come on mods, where’s my flair?
😘
It is truly an honour, a great honour that has been bestowed upon us.
My poem was so good that I’m allowed to keep this flair even though we’re still in there (not for long with this form)
Too long have I been incognito
My alliance is as Willy Gnonto
From my head down to my toe
Gimmie a Leeds flair and make it pronto
Having been exiled to the Premier League for a short while I am adopting the persona of a Leeds fan for the purpose of my poem:
This is clearly all biased against Leeds
My poem need not rhyme just to please
Though it’s clear you all hate us
Don’t underestimate us
Fuck off
Learnt this the hard way, took me 15 poems, I ended up having to write one about Charlie Adam’s knob
I love Giorgi Chakvetadze
I wish we could shag in a taxi
Our city is blue,
Our owner’s a nut,
At least one win is due,
Please Erol Bulut
Mine was :
I’ll tell you once and tell you firmly,
I will never again go to Burnley.
What goes on there will not concern me.
I wish I’d never made that journey.
A sky blue hue, a proud city’s heart,
Coventry City, where legends start.
From Highfield Road to the CBS’s roar,
A passionate fanbase, forevermore.
Through trials and tribulations, they’ve stood the test,
A phoenix rising, always the best.
With every goal, a city cheers with might,
Coventry City, burning bright.
I have bought
the players
that were in
your youth team
and which
you were probably
saving
for the Premier League
Forgive me
they were very good
Now we’ll sell them
to Ipswich
It’s not easy being green, once said Kermit the Frog
And It may not be in style to follow the Argyle
As a wandering pilgrim, the top flight’s out of reach
Whatever, we’ve got Pasties, Sun* and Beach.
*I lied
*why are you in R/championship?: a haiku*
We aren’t here yet
But r/soccer kinda sucks
I’ll talk more next year
Sad lack of cadence in a lot of these lads, you’ll barely make it to the panel
My favourite club by a mile
Is where Green & White is in style
Our new man, Cissoko
He makes the crowd loco
We’re the one, we’re the ONLY Argyle!
Oh noble mods of r/championship grand domain,
Hear this plea from one whose heart is in the game.
For Sheffield United, I proudly stand,
A Blades supporter, my allegiance bestowed upon me by my father unplanned.
Through highs and lows, I’ve cheered each clash and play,
With passion bright, I honor each matchday.
Yet here I seek a flair to show my pride,
To mark the journey on this self loathing ride.
A badge of honor, small but deeply felt,
For every win and many loss, where memories dwelt.
Grant me this flair, to wear with joy and grace,
And let it symbolize my loyal place.
In forums wide, where voices rise and blend,
Let mine be known, true to the Blades till the end.
So grant this humble wish, esteemed and dear,
And let my Sheffield flair now appear.
Edit: I realise mine is the only serious one here and now I look a right tit XD
**To Stoke, I stroke**
To Stoke, I stroke
But my joy they revoke
Bespoke the stroke
Of sadness, a joke
Only pain, does this stroke invoke
Oh man do I love r/championship
Roses are red,
Lancashire’s blue,
Blackburn Rovers,
Are fucking poo.
I don’t think I can dig at Yorkshire, Burnley, and ourselves, more succinctly than that.
Sunderland is red,
Cardiff is Blue.
R/Championship is beautiful,
guess he forgot about you.
Burnley went up,
We won’t follow them.
But remember that time,
That we won the Prem?
Roses are red
Millwall are blue
Noone likes us
Neither do I
Mine was
Oh potters, my love
Cannot win a single game
But shit on the vale
Oh potters my love
Cannot win a single game
But shit on the vale
I tried to write a poem about Town
But have had a few beers and my creativity is down
I need to go pee
So I’m going to ask Chat GPT
And he says…
In Huddersfield, where hills embrace the town,
A football dream ignites, where legends crown.
From Yorkshire’s heart, where sturdy spirits soar,
Huddersfield Town, we cheer forevermore.
In the blue and white, with pride we stand,
A storied club, a beacon in the land.
The Terriers fight, with grit and might,
Through every season’s day and darkest night.
From the glory days of yore, when titles reigned,
To battles on the pitch, where courage is unchained,
Each match a testament to hearts so true,
In every goal and tackle, passion breaks through.
So here’s to Huddersfield, where dreams take flight,
In the stands, our voices rise to height.
For every fan, a family in the fray,
Together we will cheer, come what may.
roses are red, howay the toon
#
hey r/championship, we’ll see you soon