Not my fault I never became a professional footballer, I just played for a lot of teams who didn’t understand my true value, usually because I played pish, but that’s beside the point, I played pish because they shrunk my value because they didn’t understand what it was, fuck I don’t even know what it was, what the fuck am I going on about
Hatate_scone on
His true value: 1 Cantwell = 1 Cantwell
imtherealdazza on
Already had a falling out with Blackburn has he? Fuckin hope so
UrineArtist on
All bullshitting aside, I wish he’d come home to Scottish football, this is where he rightfully belongs and I swear one day all you naysayers will wake up and realise the true gift that he is to our merry band of mentalists, melts and weapons.
DW_78 on
did he mean like really cold environments? is he talking about shrinkage?
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Not my fault I never became a professional footballer, I just played for a lot of teams who didn’t understand my true value, usually because I played pish, but that’s beside the point, I played pish because they shrunk my value because they didn’t understand what it was, fuck I don’t even know what it was, what the fuck am I going on about
His true value: 1 Cantwell = 1 Cantwell
Already had a falling out with Blackburn has he? Fuckin hope so
All bullshitting aside, I wish he’d come home to Scottish football, this is where he rightfully belongs and I swear one day all you naysayers will wake up and realise the true gift that he is to our merry band of mentalists, melts and weapons.
did he mean like really cold environments? is he talking about shrinkage?
Never change Todd.
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Come back soon we miss you
Guy continues to plumb new depths of being a fucking roaster