You’ve bought aftershaves from Ronaldo & Messi, now smell like the greatest striker of all time…

by Purplejet19

5 Comments

  1. JamesCDiamond on

    “Intriguingly exotic, touches of sheer class, reassuringly expensive, do be aware that the nozzle is misaligned so it will never *quite* spray where you think it should…”

  2. I want Romero brand mosquito repellent, kills everything that gets within 15’ of it.

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