Erling Haaland when asked if he regretted throwing a ball at Gabriel’s head: “I don’t regret much in life”.

What a boy. No time to sit there, pander to a reporter and ‘apologise’, tells him exactly how it is. Throw it harder next time, big man.

Everyone in r/soccer and r/football wants to hate Haaland for this but they suck off RM even when vini gets away with choking people and that’s cool to them.