I am the great Steve Clark-io! You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must pay!
The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!”
Bored9-5 on
okay, that was much better Scotland. This was the sort of performance I expected at the euros, and that we got much of 2023.
I still don’t love some aspects of the team selections etc, but clearly there’s a fight in the squad and a willingness to keep it going. Hopefully the same next month.
And a bit of clinical finishing infront of goal from McTominay and Christie in the first half and we could’ve won that.
tommypopz on
Best draw since Switzerland lol
Best 0-0 since England in Euro 2020?
CornishPaddy on
might be the best 0-0 i’ve ever watched
brotouski101 on
r/soccer may consistently have the worst takes on reddit.
offerfoxache on
You know what, that was one of the best defensive shifts we’ve put in in a long, long time. Made all the sweeter when Ronnie threw his toys out the pram ahahaha.
DifferentGravyMan on
Terrorball lives on
Happy with that all things considered
kresk9 on
If Rangers could sort out a nice EBT for Ronaldo, I think him having a meltdown after a 2-1 loss away to Ross County on a cold December evening would be ultimate Cinch.
MassiveArseMcGinn on
If folk are still greeting after this performance I genuinely don’t get what they want from Scotland. A really fantastic defensive performance. Despite dominating the stats I wouldn’t say they had any more clear cut chances that us. Some really nice attacking play in moments which is precisely the way we should. If we try and go at teams for the majority of the games we’ll get fucking pumped like Brendan Rodgers in Europe.
Ronny is and always will be an absolutely crocked old man and as soon as Portugal get a manager who will stand up to them then they might have a chance of being a pretty decent team
TranslatesToScottish on
Did not expect to come away with anything other than a frustrating defeat tonight, so fair play to the lads, they put in the work all night.
Biggest shock was subs being made on the 65th minute, and attack-minded subs at that. Not sure I’m quite over that yet.
AttackDuck on
Hahaha the Portuguese are absolutely raging that they couldn’t beat little old Scotland
EggAndSausage on
Hello r/ScottishFootball. Where does the Portugal team bus exit the stadium? It is my dream to meet my hero Ronaldo. I would love to collect a signature of his tears on this fateful night
GdanskPumpkin on
Genuinely think I’d be sick if I had a kid and they grew up idolizing Ronaldo. He’s talented but everything else about him is fucking despicable
gham89 on
Ronaldo wears John Souttar jammies to bed.
Gilius-thunderhead_ on
Portugal are top 5 in world atm in terms of squad depth and quality imo so amazing result home or away.
We’re not thaaat as shite atm as some eternal negative folk keep saying.
In fact once hickey, Patterson and Lewis ferguson come back we’ll be rather formidable.
songforsaturday88 on
Watching Ronaldo have a mad hissy was almost as good as scoring.
methylated_spirit on
Hard fought draw, did a good job of nullifying them. Thought Doak, Souttar and McLean were very good, Gauld did well despite playing way out of position when he came on.
The Ronaldo fangirling was a bit sickening, from the Scottish fans begging for his shirt, the commentators crawling right up his sphincter, the losers on this sub begging to know how to get a glimpse of him before the game…even the referee refusing to book him for booting the ball away and sarcastically appauding him, like, get a grip for God’s sake.
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Hahahahahaha what a reaction from the man child at the end. Gimp.
Did we actually not lose a late goal for once? How did that happen?!
Is Ronaldo ever not crying about something.
We actually played pretty great there tbh, Clarke contract extension imo
Ronaldo absolutely rattled by Souttar and Hanley, fuckin glorious
Ronaldo’s a fanny
It’s a pity Ronaldo was great in his day because that complete head loss at full time really was Peak Cinch. He would have embraced the madness.
Ronaldo is such a gimp man
Fuck it, that’ll stem the bleeding. I’ll take it.
Ronaldo absolutely raging that Souttar only let him out his pocket to walk off the pitch
Ronaldo has Scott McTominay bedsheets
#John Souttar Scotland’s Ronaldo
Ronaldo is an insufferable rapist cunt.
https://preview.redd.it/y4bgst0pezud1.png?width=532&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2da57973ccb14da6c712f376623238ab72e6279
I am the great Steve Clark-io! You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must pay!
The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!”
okay, that was much better Scotland. This was the sort of performance I expected at the euros, and that we got much of 2023.
I still don’t love some aspects of the team selections etc, but clearly there’s a fight in the squad and a willingness to keep it going. Hopefully the same next month.
And a bit of clinical finishing infront of goal from McTominay and Christie in the first half and we could’ve won that.
Best draw since Switzerland lol
Best 0-0 since England in Euro 2020?
might be the best 0-0 i’ve ever watched
r/soccer may consistently have the worst takes on reddit.
You know what, that was one of the best defensive shifts we’ve put in in a long, long time. Made all the sweeter when Ronnie threw his toys out the pram ahahaha.
Terrorball lives on
Happy with that all things considered
If Rangers could sort out a nice EBT for Ronaldo, I think him having a meltdown after a 2-1 loss away to Ross County on a cold December evening would be ultimate Cinch.
If folk are still greeting after this performance I genuinely don’t get what they want from Scotland. A really fantastic defensive performance. Despite dominating the stats I wouldn’t say they had any more clear cut chances that us. Some really nice attacking play in moments which is precisely the way we should. If we try and go at teams for the majority of the games we’ll get fucking pumped like Brendan Rodgers in Europe.
Ronny is and always will be an absolutely crocked old man and as soon as Portugal get a manager who will stand up to them then they might have a chance of being a pretty decent team
Did not expect to come away with anything other than a frustrating defeat tonight, so fair play to the lads, they put in the work all night.
Biggest shock was subs being made on the 65th minute, and attack-minded subs at that. Not sure I’m quite over that yet.
Hahaha the Portuguese are absolutely raging that they couldn’t beat little old Scotland
Hello r/ScottishFootball. Where does the Portugal team bus exit the stadium? It is my dream to meet my hero Ronaldo. I would love to collect a signature of his tears on this fateful night
Genuinely think I’d be sick if I had a kid and they grew up idolizing Ronaldo. He’s talented but everything else about him is fucking despicable
Ronaldo wears John Souttar jammies to bed.
Portugal are top 5 in world atm in terms of squad depth and quality imo so amazing result home or away.
We’re not thaaat as shite atm as some eternal negative folk keep saying.
In fact once hickey, Patterson and Lewis ferguson come back we’ll be rather formidable.
Watching Ronaldo have a mad hissy was almost as good as scoring.
Hard fought draw, did a good job of nullifying them. Thought Doak, Souttar and McLean were very good, Gauld did well despite playing way out of position when he came on.
The Ronaldo fangirling was a bit sickening, from the Scottish fans begging for his shirt, the commentators crawling right up his sphincter, the losers on this sub begging to know how to get a glimpse of him before the game…even the referee refusing to book him for booting the ball away and sarcastically appauding him, like, get a grip for God’s sake.