Aye. My second post. I woke up and chose violence todayâŠ. Fuck it.
Wrote some lyrics and fired them in AI to make a tune for the legend that is Scooter Boy!
FYI, Had to misspell some words to get it to pronounce them properly, but the correct lyrics below!
Hope yeâs enjoy!
(Verse)
He fucked off Hibs to come from Dundee,
Cause at Celtic Park thereâs no place heâd rather be,
Sat on the bench through Joe Hartâs time,
But now itâs time for him to shine,
Scooter boy is the only goalie for me!
(Chorus)
Scott Bain.
Scott Bain.
If you donât laugh itâd truly cause you some pain.
We couldâve gone for Matt Ryan,
Lawwell would have a stroke even trying,
Why break the bank,
when at home, weâve Scott Bain.
(Verse)
The world class keepers Celtic had through the years,
Like Joe Hart, Forster, Boruc, all are his peers.
We could be signing De Gea,
But our Scooterâs twice of the player,
The only man for the gloves is Scott B.
(Chorus)
Scott Bain.
Scott Bain.
If you donât laugh itâd truly cause you some pain.
Thereâs nowhere else we can go to,
Not even Javier Sanchez-Broto,
Why break the bank,
when at home, weâve Scott Bain.
Scott Bain.
Scott Bain.
If you donât laugh itâd truly cause you some pain.
No other keeper there for us,
Not Joe Hart, Forster or Boruc,
Why break the bank,
when at home, weâve Scott Bain.
(Bridge)
So hereâs to you Scott, the last line of defense,
Every match a rollercoaster, makes perfect sense,
With Scooter boy in goal, weâve nothing to fear,
The greatest in our history, itâs oh so clear.
(Chorus)
Scott Bain.
Scott Bain.
If you donât laugh itâd truly cause you some pain.
If Lawwell would just break into a tenner,
Maybe we would get someone better,
Why break the bank,
when at home, weâve Scott Bain.
Scott Bain.
Scott Bain.
If you donât laugh itâd truly cause you some pain.
If Lawwell would just break into a tenner,
Maybe we would get someone better,
Why break the bank,
when at home, weâve Scott Bain.
(Outro)
Hail hail! Up the rah!
Hail hail! Up the rah!
Hail hail! Up the rah!
Hail hail! Up the rah!
by RyanMcCartney
1 Comment
Amazing.