Why on earth are you not picking this for TV Sky? You useless diddies
Great game for a neutral
BubbleBlacKa on
The local Bhoys pretending to be worried about this Aberdeen side are hilarious, you’re still going to batter them. Especially at Parkhead, that defence is quite simply not good enough.
gnttt on
Hearts:
– Shite
– Have a fat bastard captain
– Falling apart again
Aberdeen:
– Unbeaten
– Horny
– Winning the lot
azztonian on
Back at school I had a mate who was a hearts fan. We did this thing where when we’d see each other between classes, or basically anytime we’d see each other, before even saying alright we’d go “hearts/aberdeen are shite!”
At the time we were both shite but it was just a laugh between pals.
Even mid-conversation, like he could say “did you know there’s a new maths teacher just started? Haven’t seen them yet but I’m in their class.” And I’d go “nah didn’t know that, but did you know hearts are still shite?”
Stuff like that. Anyway, we had a bit of a falling out at t in the park years ago, haven’t really seen or heard from each other since. We weren’t overly close but we always got on until this point.
I’d just love to see him again somewhere, sometime. To see the look on his face as I shout “hearts are shite!”
And this time, he knows I fucking mean it.
COOOOMEE OOOOONN YOOOOOUU REEEEEEEDSSS!!
ProtectionNo298 on
Cant get ahead of ourselves winning against relegation fodder
rufusRM on
We are winning the league it’s decided
Clinodactyl on
I’d be lying if I said I was confident like.
We seemed to just sit back after we scored the first goal. The Hearts red card I think definitely changed things and gave us a bit of belief to allow us to commit some more players forward.
I think Molloy has some work to do though, if he plays like that against Celtic then we’ll be in trouble.
Obviously delighted with the win but the game could’ve gone either way.
QuantumDon on
Just wait until we start playing well. I’m only half joking. Way, way too many mistakes there and only glimpses of how well we can knock the ball about. I really do believe that we have yet to see the best of this team.
Duk looking lively as fuck off the bench is a bonus. Shankland should have been off even before Grant and Palaversa getting booked for the exact same thing just shows how cowardly refs can be at times.
Jimmy Thelin’s horny cumball rolls on. This week we had to be spanked, our hair pulled and spat on before getting our sweet sweet release. Thank you Jimmy 🫡
Of course, we haven’t been tested yet as these are shit and absolutely going down
PoopingWhilePosting on
Never in doubt!
KieRanaRan on
Sell out crowd, massive result with real implications for the title/2nd place. Great advert for our game, love to see it
captainchumble on
how would hearts fans feel if st johnstone took maximum points from ibrox
fike88 on
Fuck sake Hearts. Looks like we’re going to have to burst that cum bubble
S_1886 on
Great game
leech931 on
The cumball streak continues!
tonycocacola on
Who got man of the match, Vargas or grant?
heisencrisp on
sheeps are the ones doing the shaggin
like-humans-do on
aberdeen vs rangers at pittodrie at the end of the month is going to be massive
Thranduill-Sylvara on
I’m just here to say fuck Jorge Grant.
beIIe-and-sebastian on
Team | Fouls
—|—
Aberdeen | 8
Hearts | 17
Hammer throwers
Bullsquirt on
I’m really liking this Aberdeen squad, some really top players in there especially the likes of Mitov, McGrath and Keskinen. Some good flashes from Duk there too which will fill the dons with optimism. They’ll take points from us and/or Rangers this season I’m sure of it.
Hearts’ poor discipline and missed chances have cost them in a game they could have drawn or potentially even won if Vargas doesn’t miss that one on one. Definite improvement from recent games though so I think they should continue to get better as the season goes on
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The run continues!
(This is either a positive or negative statement depending on your persuasion).
We have to play this cumball super team in a few weeks.
https://preview.redd.it/wddvrgutr5td1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b42ade21a98d32c5ab141966d7426965447f6656
I’ll Grant you that he should never play again.
Get it fucking up you dirty Jambo cunts
Why on earth are you not picking this for TV Sky? You useless diddies
Great game for a neutral
The local Bhoys pretending to be worried about this Aberdeen side are hilarious, you’re still going to batter them. Especially at Parkhead, that defence is quite simply not good enough.
Hearts:
– Shite
– Have a fat bastard captain
– Falling apart again
Aberdeen:
– Unbeaten
– Horny
– Winning the lot
Back at school I had a mate who was a hearts fan. We did this thing where when we’d see each other between classes, or basically anytime we’d see each other, before even saying alright we’d go “hearts/aberdeen are shite!”
At the time we were both shite but it was just a laugh between pals.
Even mid-conversation, like he could say “did you know there’s a new maths teacher just started? Haven’t seen them yet but I’m in their class.” And I’d go “nah didn’t know that, but did you know hearts are still shite?”
Stuff like that. Anyway, we had a bit of a falling out at t in the park years ago, haven’t really seen or heard from each other since. We weren’t overly close but we always got on until this point.
I’d just love to see him again somewhere, sometime. To see the look on his face as I shout “hearts are shite!”
And this time, he knows I fucking mean it.
COOOOMEE OOOOONN YOOOOOUU REEEEEEEDSSS!!
Cant get ahead of ourselves winning against relegation fodder
We are winning the league it’s decided
I’d be lying if I said I was confident like.
We seemed to just sit back after we scored the first goal. The Hearts red card I think definitely changed things and gave us a bit of belief to allow us to commit some more players forward.
I think Molloy has some work to do though, if he plays like that against Celtic then we’ll be in trouble.
Obviously delighted with the win but the game could’ve gone either way.
Just wait until we start playing well. I’m only half joking. Way, way too many mistakes there and only glimpses of how well we can knock the ball about. I really do believe that we have yet to see the best of this team.
Duk looking lively as fuck off the bench is a bonus. Shankland should have been off even before Grant and Palaversa getting booked for the exact same thing just shows how cowardly refs can be at times.
Yassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Yasssssssssssssssssss. Fucking Yasssssssssssssssssssss 🥵💦⚽️🐑
Jimmy Thelin’s horny cumball rolls on. This week we had to be spanked, our hair pulled and spat on before getting our sweet sweet release. Thank you Jimmy 🫡
Of course, we haven’t been tested yet as these are shit and absolutely going down
Never in doubt!
Sell out crowd, massive result with real implications for the title/2nd place. Great advert for our game, love to see it
how would hearts fans feel if st johnstone took maximum points from ibrox
Fuck sake Hearts. Looks like we’re going to have to burst that cum bubble
Great game
The cumball streak continues!
Who got man of the match, Vargas or grant?
sheeps are the ones doing the shaggin
aberdeen vs rangers at pittodrie at the end of the month is going to be massive
I’m just here to say fuck Jorge Grant.
Team | Fouls
—|—
Aberdeen | 8
Hearts | 17
Hammer throwers
I’m really liking this Aberdeen squad, some really top players in there especially the likes of Mitov, McGrath and Keskinen. Some good flashes from Duk there too which will fill the dons with optimism. They’ll take points from us and/or Rangers this season I’m sure of it.
Hearts’ poor discipline and missed chances have cost them in a game they could have drawn or potentially even won if Vargas doesn’t miss that one on one. Definite improvement from recent games though so I think they should continue to get better as the season goes on
Have we been tested yet?
https://preview.redd.it/xnvsjtg3t5td1.png?width=631&format=png&auto=webp&s=f28f91cf3a3dd6388ceb5111e3f1cf1346795a08
Duk looked hungry when he came on (and not just for the buffet table) so hopefully a sign of things to come.
xG enjoyers in tatters
Hearts to win the conference league and be relegated x
Quack fucking quack motherfucker
Football bloody hell
I fucking love this team
Grant is a fucking clown.
Sore one for The Terrace
Aberdeen fixtures have been generous up until now. But now it gets tricky:
Celtic away
Dundee Utd home
Rangers away (4 days later)
Celtic at Hamden (3 days later)
I’m going to go out on a limb and say Jimmy will find it quite tricky to win all of them…. I’d settle for 3 wins and a draw.
Mind the Gap Jambos
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELLS AYE